O Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium. Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool. It's length thirty meter, width twenty meter. Water very clean, no smell. Kazakhstan, producers of finest goat's milk.
Our country's pleasing to the eye. From the Urals to the Caspian Sea. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan.
You can travel round the world, but you'll never find a country as great as ours. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan.
We have no homosexuals in our country. If you see a homosexual, you must kill him with a shovel. Kazakhstan, land of opportunity. Come and visit, we'll treat you right.
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan. 中文翻译参考：
哦，哈萨克斯坦，世界上最伟大的国家。 其他国家都由小女孩统治。 哈萨克斯坦，第一大钾出口国。 其他国家的钾都比不上我们。
哈萨克斯坦，廷申游泳池的所在地。 长三十米，宽二十米。 水很干净，没有味道。 哈萨克斯坦，出产最优质的羊奶。
我们的国家赏心悦目。 从乌拉尔到里海。 哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦。
你可以环游世界，但永远找不到比我们更伟大的国家。 哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦。
我们国家没有同性恋。 如果你看到同性恋，必须用铲子杀死他。 哈萨克斯坦，充满机遇的土地。 来吧，我们会好好招待你。
哦，哈萨克斯坦，世界上最伟大的国家。 其他国家都由小女孩统治。 哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦，哈萨克斯坦。
歌曲以独特的旋律和歌词，为影片的荒诞叙事画上了充满讽刺意味的句号。